Capo 2nd fret (Verse 1) C5 G5 I'm a Mother, I'm a lover C5 A chef, a referee G5 C5 I'm a Doctor and a chauffer, seven days a week F5 C5 A5 I ain't asking for a medal, yea, I know you work too C5 G5 C5 I'd just like a little credit where credit is due F5 C5 It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone G5 F5 C5 Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop F5 C5 A5 Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k D5 G5 I know this may come as a shock.. F5 G5 C5 But this here's a full time job (Verse 2) Well I'm takin' a vacation I could use a little fun I'll be sippin' on the silence And soaking up the sun I'm leavin' you my apron You can try it on for size You said there's nothing to it So I'm sure you'll be fine It's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone Yea, the dishes and the diapers never stop Lousy pay, there ain't no 401k I know this may come as a shock but this here's a full time job In a day or maybe two You'll be changing your tune By then you'll be ready to drop.. Working my full time job This here's a full time job