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1.      She asks me why,        I`m just a hairy guy,
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      I`m hairy noon and night,     hair that`s a fright.
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     I`m hairy high and low,      don`t ask me why, don`t know.
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    It`s not for lack of bread,    like the Grateful Dead. Darling...... 


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    Give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair,
     A5          F5             A5                      C5
    shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen waxen.
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    Give me down to there hair, shoulder length or longer,
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    here, baby, there, mamma, everywhere, daddy, daddy.


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Hair, hair, hair, hair hair, hair, hair,   flow it
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      show it,     long     as God can grow it, my hair.


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2. Let it fly in the breeze and get caught in the trees,
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    give a home to the fleas in my hair.
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    A home for fleas, yeah, a home for bees, yeah,
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    a nest for birds, there ain`t no words
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    for the beauty, the splendor, the wonder of my


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Hair, hair, hair, hair hair, hair, hair,   flow it
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      show it,     long     as God can grow it, my hair.


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   I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy,   snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty,
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    oily, greasy, fleecy, shining,    gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen,
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    knotted, polka dotted,     twisted, beaded, braided,

    powdered, flowered and confettied,
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    bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied.
            C5
    Oh, say can you see by the dawns....
               G5
    if you can then my hair`s too short.
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    Down to here, down to there,
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    down with here, down you wear it, just by yourself.


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3. They`ll be gaga at the gogo when they see me in my toga,
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    my toga made of blonde brilliantined-biblical hair.
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    My hair like Jesus wore it, hallelujah, I adore it,
          E5               C5                      E5                   G5
    hallelujah, Mary loved her son,  why don`t my mother love me?


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Hair, hair, hair, hair hair, hair, hair,   flow it
G5              C5          F5                       G5             A5 - F5 - A5 - C5
      show it,     long     as God can grow it, my  h?.a.?.i?.r.
          G5              C5        F5                      G5               A5 - F5 - A5 - C5
flow it,   show it,    long    as God can grow it, my   h?..a?..i?..r,
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    flow it,     show it,    long     as God can grow it, my hair.