E5
Well. I told her that I thought life&#039;s too short

And we really should go for a ride;

Paul&#039;s just phoned - the war&#039;s postponed

So come on I&#039;ve got the Plymouth outside.
    A5
The sky&#039;s a bit dull but the fridge is full

Things could be a lot worse -
     E5
It&#039;s not like you&#039;ve been captured by Barbary corsairs,
        B5                         A5
I said &quot;let&#039;s head Winchester way&quot; she said &quot;been yeaterday&quot;
E5
27 yards of dental floss and she still won&#039;t give me a smile.


E5
Fired by wine she was almost mine

&#039;Til a fight broke out in the bar;

Third Rate Les in his Burberry fez

Had gone just a little too far,
A5
Nailing down his baling wire to the laminate floor
   E5
He sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore,
        B5                             A5
I said &quot;would you like to go the zoo?&quot; she said &quot;yeah, but not with you&quot;
E5
27 yards of dental floss but she still won&#039;t give me a smile.


B5                 A5 
I&#039;m King Euphoria, she&#039;s Queen Victoria
E5
27 yards of dental floss and she still won&#039;t give me a smile
    B5                          A5
I&#039;m clowning by the Serpentine, she&#039;s still drinking turpentine
E5
Will she ever shine a light on me?