C C4 C C4 Bubble perm , ever since your bubble perm C C4 C C4 I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me. C C4 C C4 Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair C C4 C C4 You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray. C F She's the main man in the office in the city G C And she treats me like I'm just another lackey F But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face G C And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki. C C4 C C4 Executive, think you're all executive C C4 C C4 But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt. C C4 C C4 Acumen, loads of business acumen C C4 C C4 But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock? C F G C Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary F G C Tell me how does your C D Collection grow? F G C With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau, F G Everything's AOR. C F She's the main man in the office in the city G C And she treats me like I'm just another lackey F But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face G C And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki. C F She's the main man in the office in the city G C I remember though when she was reading Jackie F But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face G C And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.