C5          C5             C5           C5
Bubble perm , ever since your bubble perm
                 C5    C5              C5        C5
I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.
C5           C5             C5            C5
Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair
                  C5         C5             C5         C5
You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

          C5               F5    
She's the main man in the office in the city
        G5                               C5
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                               F5
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       G5                        C5
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

C5        C5                 C5      C5
Executive, think you're all executive
                   C5           C5        C5       C5
But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.
C5     C5               C5      C5
Acumen, loads of business acumen
              C5          C5              C5          C5
But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

C5        F5      G5         C5
Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary
            F5           G5            C5
Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?
              F5           G5           C5
With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,
             F5 G5
Everything's AOR.

          C5               F5
She's the main man in the office in the city
        G5                               C5
And she treats me like I'm just another lackey
                               F5
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       G5                        C5
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

          C5               F5
She's the main man in the office in the city
    G5                                  C5
I remember though when she was reading Jackie
                               F5
But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face
       G5                        C5
And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.