DDD G (no chord)              DDD G (no chord)           DDD
    Assorted nautical jigsaws,    horticultural sideshows
C5                 G5   
Another castle by Edward the First
C5                      G5
Another manor house supposedly cursed
A5                       D5
Don't they realise we're easily pleased
A5                            D5                           G5         D5
Don't they know that all they really got to do is give us bubblewrap
        G5         D5         E5
Give us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap
              A5               D5
And stick the Apple Mac in the car park.


DDD G (no chord)           DDD G (no chord)           DDD
    Take a typical warlord;    psychological nightmare
C5                  G5
The inhumanity, oppression and greed
    C5                     G5
The stiff missionary, the porcine feed
A5              D5
Megalomaniacal, loaded for bear
A5                           D5                           G5         D5
I think your diplomat should get over there and give him bubblewrap
         G5         D5          E5
Give him bubblewrap, give him bubblewrap
             A5            D5
And tell him baccarat is illegal.


E5                   C5     F5                     D5
Millwall Friday afternoon, so much so for Brig O'Doon
   G5          A5         C5         D5
Oh sing song, ping pong, fish fry, whist drive
A5                       D5                             G5         D5
Nurse just throw another log upon the fire and give us bubblewrap
        G5         D5         G5
Give us bubblewrap, give us bubblewrap
             D5                         E5
Double wrap, other crap, have it back, river cruise
               C5                             DDD5 G5
Dinner queues, Bladder News, innertubes.