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I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
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I woke up about eleven (ooh) with hair like Brian May
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I'm supposed to be the hardest man on the estate.
          G5
I'm gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
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I'm gonna go down to the river (ooh), that old snake they call the Dee
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Lord you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won't see.
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Oh, I need this situation about as much as I need
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          G5
I haven't got a balaclava and my good girl, she's got no snood
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I haven't got a balaclava (ooh), and my good girl's got no snood
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I take the 20.40 boxcar - the one that goes to Bude.
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I take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease

(Crossroads theme melody: D5 G5 B5 G5 A5 , C5 E5 C5 D5 )
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I hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease
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Oh, but the devil's built a bypass - chopped down all of the trees.
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And hey I need a bypass about as much as I need
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