G5 C5 G5 Outside Goldsmith's coughing up blood D5 G5 Turner Prize judge gasps "Christ that's good: C5 G5 Leave it as it is, it'll get first place D5 G5 We'll call it 'A full shift at the coal face'". C5 G5 D5 G5 Oh well you're neither a Stuckist or a Y B A C5 G5 D5 G5 And you're no longer a miner as of today. C5 G5 Praise for the wardens ready to fine D5 G5 Anyone caught saying 'graphic design' C5 G5 Rag mag seller said I'd be in pleats D5 G5 Only when he'd been cleaned from the streets. C5 G5 D5 G5 Oh I could squeeze my lemon 'til my blues went away C5 G5 D5 G5 If I had possession over Pancake Day. C5 G5 D5 G5 Give a philosophy student a glass of limeade C5 G5 D5 G5 And he will say 'is this a glass of limeade?' C5 G5 D5 G5 And 'if so, why is it a glass of limeade?' C5 G5 D5 G5 And after a while he'll die of thirst.