A5 E5 Well you say you only watch documentaries A5 And that bad cold you've got - that's the flu D5 And that book that you foisted upon me A5 E5 A5 I'll never read it, will you? D5 A5 Did you play in the Garden of Eden? E5 A5 Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed? D5 A5 'Cos it seems to me you're the reason E5 A5 You're the reason why Paradise Lost. E5 Was it you who invented the school run? A5 At the Laboratoires Garnier, Gaul? D5 And is it you who's to stone for the motorway cone A5 E5 A5 Barry Venison and Davina McCall? D5 A5 Did you play in the Garden of Eden? E5 A5 Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed? D5 A5 'Cos it seems to me you're the reason E5 A5 You're the reason why Paradise Lost. Ah,regain it for me Rodney! (instr. A5 E5 E5 A5 A5 D5 A5 E5 A5 ) A5 E5 Well we've both seen your personalised reg plates A5 And it's not the worst crime I agree D5 But we both know full well that it really should spell A5 E5 A5 T-W-A-T O-N-E. D5 A5 Did you play in the Garden of Eden? E5 A5 Were the goalkeeper's gloves to you tossed? D5 A5 'Cos it seems to me you're the reason E5 A5 You're the reason why Paradise Lost. E5 A5 You're the reason why Paradise Lost, E5 A5 You're the reason why Paradise Lost.