(Intro: D A D A Bm G D A D A ) D A D A If I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia Bm G D A D A Trapped inside my porch - things would be bleak, especially midweek. D A Your weird dreams don't impress in any way; D A In dreams weird things are mundane and everyday Bm G D A D A Strange to me would be buying a loaf and coming straight home. Bm Try and get your arse downtown next week G A I'm gonna prove once and for all to the LTA, hey hey hey. Bm That Tim and Greg are not golden boys they are in fact automatons G A I've seen the chips and wires and the circuit boards. D A 'The reservoirs are colder and deeper than you think' D A Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman you don't know what I think Bm G D Is your lake about - now let's see - A D A D A D A A hundred miles deep and ninety below and is it home to sharks? Bm G It's gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in Palermo D A D A D Sniffer dogs in flourescent bibs. A D A D A I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards D A D I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards A This is me pleading for some civic pride; D A Use it or lose it - the Park & Ride D A Twin town said we just weren't cool D A So now we got a suicide pact with Goole. D A I've seen the circuit boards D A D I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards. (fade)