(Intro: D5 A5 D5 A5 B5 G5 D5 A5 D5 A5 ) D5 A5 D5 A5 If I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia B5 G5 D5 A5 D5 A5 Trapped inside my porch - things would be bleak, especially midweek. D5 A5 Your weird dreams don't impress in any way; D5 A5 In dreams weird things are mundane and everyday B5 G5 D5 A5 D5 A5 Strange to me would be buying a loaf and coming straight home. B5 Try and get your arse downtown next week G5 A5 I'm gonna prove once and for all to the LTA, hey hey hey. B5 That Tim and Greg are not golden boys they are in fact automatons G5 A5 I've seen the chips and wires and the circuit boards. D5 A5 'The reservoirs are colder and deeper than you think' D5 A5 Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman you don't know what I think B5 G5 D5 Is your lake about - now let's see - A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 A hundred miles deep and ninety below and is it home to sharks? B5 G5 It's gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in Palermo D5 A5 D5 A5 D5 Sniffer dogs in flourescent bibs. A5 D5 A5 D5 A5 I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards D5 A5 D5 I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards A5 This is me pleading for some civic pride; D5 A5 Use it or lose it - the Park & Ride D5 A5 Twin town said we just weren't cool D5 A5 So now we got a suicide pact with Goole. D5 A5 I've seen the circuit boards D5 A5 D5 I've seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards. (fade)