A5
Today I saw her brother, he said she's with another

They,ve gone away together - you'd better speak to Heather
    D5
And so I spoke to Heather at first about the weather

And then about her sister and how I really missed her,
    A5
And maybe she could tell her I've still got her umbrella

She prized it rather highly - it saved her once in Filey;
   D5
It came on all torrential and therefore it's essential

You tell me where she's living so it to her I'm giving.


A5                     D5
Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs
         A5                  D5            A5
She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.


  A5
Apparently she's seeing a bloke who used to be in

Acidic Regulator from nearer the equator
  D5
I couldn't bear to listen or stand to see them kissing.

Unable to forgive her I jumped into the river
    A5
I'm on another planet, she's on the Isle of Thanet

I wake up on a trolley and realise the folly
  D5
I tell them I can manage - there isn't any damage

And as I'm being led out I get my A to Z out.


A5                     D5
Broadstairs, she's in Broadstairs
         A5                  D5             A5
She's in Broadstairs, B for Broadstairs.