Intro:

Am G F Am G F C F G Am Am G F

(-sidenote- The intro is the exact same chord progression as all the verses.
  If you get the intro down then you know almost the entire song.)


Verse 1:

   Am         G
Oh hello Evil Lady
F
at the grocery store 
   Am                   G
it seems that you don't know
         F
what the express lane's for
        C               F
It says twelve items or less
           G                  Am
But you're exempt from that I guess
        Am         G               F
And you started an arguement about coupons

Verse 2:

    Am                 G
Oh, don't make me kill you
F
over twenty five cents
     Am                 G
I'll give you a freakin quarter
      F
if it makes that much difference
        C                         F
And you just remembered something you forgot to get
     G                   Am
Your husband'll be right back with it
Am    G
OK... that's it,
          F
I'm gonna kill you

Chorus 1:

     Am        G
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
    F                   Am
and possibly your whole family too
Am                 G
All I want is some courtesy
     F                     Am
some kindness and maybe an apology
       Am                  F                   
If you don't get out of my grocery line
        G                       Am
I'll do scorpion's fatality and rip out your spine
    Am                      G
I'm usually a very peaceful person
              F
but I'm gonna kill you

Verse 3:

  Am           G         F
I just wrote a note to a guy down the street
    Am       G             F
who recently invested in a giant SUV
           C                        F
it said "I hope you know that we're fightin' a war
           G                              Am
so you can get your fat ass home from the grocery store
      Am              G                F
You'd better trade it in, or I'm gonna kill you"

Chorus 2:

     Am        G
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
       F                Am
with a car bomb in your H2
  Am                  G
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
    F               Am
for you to be a bit less of an ass
  Am                        F
I suggest you reinvest in a Honda Fit
       G             Am
If you don't, you're gonna regret it
    Am                      G
I'm usually a very peaceful person,
              F
but I'm gonna kill you

Verse 4:

     Am    G        F
It's 3:00 AM and my neighbor upstairs
   Am       G             F
is actually worse than my worst nightmares
   C                F
He had some friends over
         G              Am
for some late-night Red Rover
Am        G                         F
And now...yeah...they're practicing tap dance

Chorus 3:

     Am        G     
Yeah I'm gonna kill you
    F                 Am
and all your loud-ass friends too
  Am                  G
I don't think it'd be too much to ask
    F               Am
for you to be a bit less of an ass
     Am             F
If I don't get some peace and quiet
     G            Am
I'll put you on a strychnine diet
    Am                      G
I'm usually a very peaceful person
              F
but I'm gonna kill you.

Outro:

(Repeat the chord progression in the Chorus section and end on Am.)

(Repeat the chord progression from the verse)