No Capo


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There's something happening on the internet 
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and I don't really get it.
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Once again I have to say I'm not into that
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but I'm sure that I'll regret it, 
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cause I know thousands of people never cared about anything more.
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They spent the last 6 months making tumblers, fanpics and bulletin boards.

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And I think all that excitement is great,
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but when they ask I have no choice.
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I still have to say,


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that I don't have a favorite pony, 
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cause I've never seen that show 
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that I don't have a favorite pony, 
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cause I'm 31 years old,
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that I don't have a favorite pony, 
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cause I'm a self respecting dude,
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and I don't have a favorite pony 
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cause I just can't choose.


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Dash the Pegasus has rainbow hair and the cutest cutie mark, 
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and Apple Jack is the strongest mare, always working so hard, 
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and Flutter Shy has totally got that Marilyn vibe goin on but when it comes
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to the beauty prize oh Rarity's already won, 
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and Pinky Pies excitement could fuel a jet plan,
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but Twilights the nerdyest and that goes a long way.


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that I don't have a favorite pony, 
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cause I've never seen that show 
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that I don't have a favorite pony, 
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cause I'm 31 years old,
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that I don't have a favorite pony, 
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cause I'm a self respecting dude,
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and I don't have a favorite pony 
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cause I just can't choose.


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Well my goal is to make this into a better planet
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and I don't take that lightly. 
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I should be working my butt off all day damn it and with any luck I might
be. 
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But it's equally probable that instead of changing the world 
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I've spent the last 6 hours watching a cartoon made for little girls.
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Yeah, battles in the real world are so complexly won,
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it's all so much simpler in Equestria, 


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but I don't have a favorite pony 
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and I don't even know
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and I've spent the whole day trying to pick by watchin all episodes, 
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I don't have a favorite pony 

cause I'm a self respecting guy
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and I don't have a favorite pony cause I,
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I like spike.


Good luck!