G
I wake up in my race-car bed
D
tame the puff that's on my head
Em
my feet are cold as they hit the floor
C                      D
I don't think I'm home anymore
G
John shouts, "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya,
D
but I think we woke up in Nerdfighteria.
Em
settle down now, clear the area,
C                 D
then look out the window."

Em                                        C
'cause I don't know what it is that I can see.
Em                              D
this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

G                 D                C D7
there's no place that I'd rather be
G           D            C     F
than living here with my nerdy friends
G      D     C     D7
making videos happily
G          D     C   F
on Nerdfighteria Island

G
dressing up like I did in high school,
D
taking sexy photographs,
Em
talking of women who like men
C                 D
and giraffes who like giraffes
G
let's go down to Nerdfighteria City
D
where the roads are paved with Peeps
Em
and everyone is so witty
C                     D
and there are no perverted creeps

Em                                        C
'cause I don't know what it is that I can see.
Em                              D
this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

G                D               C D7
there's nothing that I'd rather eat
G                D      C   F
than foods that perfectly blend
G            D                  C D7
god I love smoothies made of meat
G          D     C   F
on Nerdfighteria Island

G
there's certain rules you should obey,
     D
like don't ever FTBA,
Em
and now I come to think of it,
C                         D
let's take the worldsuck down a bit.
G
we don't care one iota
D
about Winner, South Dakota,
Em
now we've got our awesome island,
C                     D
with awesome seas and awesome awesome.

Em                                        C
'cause I don't know what it is that I can see.
Em                              D
this place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

G                 D                C D7
there's no place that I'd rather be
G           D            C     F
than living here with my nerdy friends
G      D     C     D7
making videos happily
G          D     C   F
on Nerdfighteria Island
G          D     C   F
on Nerdfighteria Island