Standard tuning D C G Oh, Phineas Gage was 25 years old in 1848. D C G And he liked his job, working at the railroad, but he had another fate. D C He was blasting rock when something distracted him. D C And he forgot to put the tamping sand in. D C G He shoved the tamping rod into that little hole onto the blasting powder. D C G And suddenly his entire left frontal lobe had been turned into clam chowder. D C G D C G Oh this is the story of Phineas Gage, who was stabbed in the brain. D C G D C G And once your frontal lobe has been destroyed, you can never go home again. And so on. DFTBA