E5 
I might get drunk and rob a bank 
                         B5  
Shoot my car if it don't crank 
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Try to raise a little cane 
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Mess the walls up with some paint 
 
Might even join a rodeo 
Ride my horse to Buffal 
Change my name to Bill 
I don't think I ever will 
 
Chorus: 
But I can't promise you I won't 
Some people do; some people don't 
Some people win some people lose 
Some people never get to choose 
 
All you can do is the best you can 
And hope things work out like ya plan 
I plan to stay but I might go 
I can't say cause I don't know 
 
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I might become the president 
And tell the world I'm heaven sent 
Take up drinking cold iced tea 
Quit watching women and TV 
 
Might even smoke mo cigarettes 
Play my guitar like Dickey Betts 
Get into Shania's pants 
I don't' think I gotta chance 
 
Chorus: 
But I ain't sayin' I won't try 
To do it all before I die 
I just might win, but if I lose 
Well I'll just blame it on the booze 
 
'Cause I'm just doin' the best I can 
And I hope ya understand 
I plan to stay, but I might go 
And if I do, I told ya' so 
 
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