Key Of " G " All Verses Have Same Chord Structure G C G Where oh where are you tonight? D Why did you leave me here all alone? G C G I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love. D G But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone. G C G You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses. D You were just scattered all over the place. G C G I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly. D G I guess that I would have if I'd found your face. G C G I went to your house at three in the morning. D You had all them curlers and junk in your hair. G C G You would not have scared me and I'd not have run so, D G If you had not looked like you'd wrestled a bear. G C G Where oh where are you tonight? D Why did you leave me here all alone? G C G I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love. D G But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone. G C G I told you my darlin' you looked like a gopher. D Made you so mad, you haven't spoke since. G C G But tell me my darling if you ain't got buck teeth. D G How do you eat apples through a picket fence? G C G When I picked you up for our date last weekend. D You looked so pretty in your satin and lace. G C G But when I bent over and started to kiss you, D D you popped a pimple all over my face! G C G Where oh where are you tonight? D Why did you leave me here all alone? G C G I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love. D G But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.