Intro: | A | A | A | A | A A last year i bought you a ring A A all you nagging causes me D 1995 shipping D hand land was free A and i was asking myself A what the hell was i thinking E and on our wedding day D i was nowhere to be found A you headed for the altar E | A | A | A | A | and I.. headed out of town A A i won't spend my life A A with the lazy no good woman as my wife D there aint no way in hell D you'll get me to say i do A a man has got to be drunk A just to be with you E and on our wedding day D i was nowhere to be found A you headed for the altar E | A | A | A | A | and I.. headed out of town | A | A | A | A | D | D | A | A | E and on our wedding day D i was nowhere to be found A you headed for the altar E | A | A | and I.. headed out of town | A | A | headed out of town | A | A | headed out of town | A | A | headed out of town