G D C I have to laugh when I spill my milk at dinner G D C Or when the car starts leaking oil and antifreeze G D C When someone eats the cookie I had set my eyes on G D C Or when I'm late and I just cannot find my keys D C My life is full of these annoying things D C But what's the use of getting all stressed out G D C G D C So I learn to laugh G D C I have to laugh when someone interrupts my sentence G D C Or when my pet has left some artwork on the floor G D C When the guy that's in the fast lane is moving slowly G D C Or when you call alert puts me on hold once more D C My life is full of these annoying things D C But what's the use of getting all flustered G D C G D C So I learn to laugh G D C I have to laugh when I rip my shorts in public G D C Or when you accidentally sneeze all over me G D C When I set the alarm for six a.m. on Saturday G D C Or when anything so stupid is because of me D C Life isn't over and the world won't end D C So I try to smile, I try to laugh today G D C G D C I've gotta learn to laugh C G D C The policeman who catches me speeding He really needs to learn to laugh C G D C Mr. Wilson from "Dennis the Menace" He really needs to learn to laugh C G D C And Rich Mullins He really needs to learn to laugh C G D C Or Guns 'n Roses Knock, knock, knockin on heaven's door C G D C Sinead O'Connor She really needs to grow some hair C G D C Bob Dylan He really needs to learn to sing C G D C If you didn't think that was funny You really need to learn to laugh C G D C Michael W. Smith He doesn't need anything - He's perfect