G5 D5 C5 I have to laugh when I spill my milk at dinner G5 D5 C5 Or when the car starts leaking oil and antifreeze G5 D5 C5 When someone eats the cookie I had set my eyes on G5 D5 C5 Or when I'm late and I just cannot find my keys D5 C5 My life is full of these annoying things D5 C5 But what's the use of getting all stressed out G5 D5 C5 G5 D5 C5 So I learn to laugh G5 D5 C5 I have to laugh when someone interrupts my sentence G5 D5 C5 Or when my pet has left some artwork on the floor G5 D5 C5 When the guy that's in the fast lane is moving slowly G5 D5 C5 Or when you call alert puts me on hold once more D5 C5 My life is full of these annoying things D5 C5 But what's the use of getting all flustered G5 D5 C5 G5 D5 C5 So I learn to laugh G5 D5 C5 I have to laugh when I rip my shorts in public G5 D5 C5 Or when you accidentally sneeze all over me G5 D5 C5 When I set the alarm for six a.m. on Saturday G5 D5 C5 Or when anything so stupid is because of me D5 C5 Life isn't over and the world won't end D5 C5 So I try to smile, I try to laugh today G5 D5 C5 G5 D5 C5 I've gotta learn to laugh C5 G5 D5 C5 The policeman who catches me speeding He really needs to learn to laugh C5 G5 D5 C5 Mr. Wilson from "Dennis the Menace" He really needs to learn to laugh C5 G5 D5 C5 And Rich Mullins He really needs to learn to laugh C5 G5 D5 C5 Or Guns 'n Roses Knock, knock, knockin on heaven's door C5 G5 D5 C5 Sinead O'Connor She really needs to grow some hair C5 G5 D5 C5 Bob Dylan He really needs to learn to sing C5 G5 D5 C5 If you didn't think that was funny You really need to learn to laugh C5 G5 D5 C5 Michael W. Smith He doesn't need anything - He's perfect