Bb5  D5
It's happy hour again
    Eb5                          F5
I think I might be happy if I wasn't out with them
             Bb5             D5
And they're happy, it's a lovely place to be
 Eb5                               F5         Bb5
Happy that the bar is where the barman is a she


             Bb5
Where the haircuts smile

And the meaning of style
                         F5
Is a night out with the boss
          Bb5
Where you win or you lose

And it's them who choose
                                  F5
And if you don't win then you've lost.


                     Bb5
What a good place to be
        D5
Don't believe it
             Eb5
'Cause they speak a different language
           F5                      Bb5
And it's never really happened to me
         D5
Don't believe it
             Eb5
`Cause they speak a different language
           F5                 Bb5         D5  Eb5   F5
And it's never been happy to me.


       Bb5      D5
It's another night out with the boss
    Eb5                     F5
Following in footsteps overgrown in moss
          Bb5           D5
And they tell me that women grow on trees
    Eb5                                 F5               Bb5
And if you catch them right they will land upon their knees


            Bb5
Where they open all their wallets

And they close all their minds
                                 F5
And they love to buy you all a drink
         Bb5
And then we ask all the questions

And you take all your clothes off
                            F5
And go back to the kitchen sink


                     Bb5
What a good place to be
        D5
Don't believe it
             Eb5
'Cause they speak a different language
           F5                      Bb5
And it's never really happened to me
         D5
Don't believe it
             Eb5
`Cause they speak a different language
           F5                 Bb5         D5  Eb5   F5
And it's never been happy to me.