Intro : G5 C5 A5 D5 G5 G5 G5 C5 Well the walls too wet to sit on A5 G5 And there's a curtain right over my head C5 Stomp my feet waiting for a bus A5 D5 G5 But decided to walk instead G5 C5 And the American saxophone follows me A5 D5 All the way from the teller G5 to the public house C5 My fingers are always in my ears A5 D5 G5 But the reads always in the mouth G5 C5 And if you ever cross your heart and hope to die A5 G5 Voices in your head saying you must cry C5 A5 D5 Then there's more to you than meets the eye G5 C5 But if you go about your business with a capital 'B' A5 G5 It is sure to catch you up with a capital 'C' C5 A5 D5 And then you will be in debt with a capital 'T'{'A'/'B'} G5 Just step outside G5 C5 Well we could stop for a conversation A5 D5 G5 If we could think of anything to say G5 C5 But you know you've got nothing to talk about A5 D5 G5 When nothing happened yesterday G5 C5 And if I ever committed a murder A5 D5 G5 Well I think I'd go about this way G5 C5 Never mind a rope or a dagger and cloak A5 D5 G5 I could spend a week on this estate Repeat chorus G5 C5 What are you doing tomorrow A5 D5 And the day after and the day after that G5 C5 I've some money to spend I can borrow A5 D5 G5 I've become a man I admire