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A SCOTSMAN CLAD IN A KILT LEFT THE BAR ONE EVENING FAIR
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AND ONE COULD TELL BY HOW HE WALKED HE'D DRUNK MORE THAN HIS SHARE
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HE STUMBLED ON UNTIL HE COULD NO LONGER KEEP HIS FEET
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THEN HE STAGGERED OFF INTO THE GRASS TO SLEEP BESIDE THE STREET
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RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE
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HE STUMBLED OFF INTO THE GRASS TO SLEEP BESIDE THE STREET
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LATER ON TWO YOUNG AND LOVELY GIRLS JUST HAPPENED BY
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AND ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER WITH A TWINKLE IN HER EYE
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"YOU SEE YON SLEEPING SCOTSMAN - SO STRONG AND HANDSOME BUILT
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I WONDER IF IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY DON'T WEAR BENEATH THE KILT?"
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RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE
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"I WONDER IF IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY DON'T WEAR BENEATH THE KILT?"
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THEY CREPT UP TO THE SLEEPING SCOTSMAN QUIET AS COULD BE
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LIFTED UP HIS KILT ABOVE THE WAIST SO THEY COULD SEE
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AND THERE BEHOLD FOR THEM TO VIEW BENEATH HIS SCOTTISH SKIRT
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WAS NOTHING BUT WHAT GOD HAD GRACED HIM WITH UPON HIS BIRTH
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RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE
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WAS NOTHING BUT WHAT GOD HAD GRACED HIM WITH UPON HIS BIRTH
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THEY MARVELED FOR A MOMENT THEN ONE SAID "WE'D BEST BE GONE,
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BUT LET'S LEAVE A PRESENT FOR OUR FRIEND BEFORE WE MOVE ALONG"
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SO AS A GIFT THEY LEFT A BLUE SILK RIBBON - TIED INTO A BOW
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AROUND THE BONNIE STAR OF THE SCOT'S KILT-LIFTING SHOW
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RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE
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AROUND THE BONNIE STAR OF THE SCOT'S KILT-LIFTING SHOW
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THE SCOTSMAN WOKE TO NATURE'S CALL AND STUMBLED TOWARD THE TREES
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BEHIND A BUSH HE LIFTS HIS KILT AND HE GAWKS AT WHAT HE SEES
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THEN IN A STARTLED VOICE HE SAYS TO WHAT'S BEFORE HIS EYES
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"MY FRIEND, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN, BUT I SEE YOU WON FIRST PRIZE
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RING DING DEEDLE DEEDLE DI-DE-O, RING DI DEEDLE O DEE
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"MY FRIEND, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU BEEN, BUT I SEE YOU WON FIRST PRIZE.