STARTS WITH VOCALS ONLY: Key of C5 "Grab your partner do-sa-do cause here we come with the Cotton-Eyed Joe" INTRO : PLAY VERSE INSTRUMENTALLY (2X) VERSE /VOCAL C5 I'd been married long time ago C5 G5 C5 had not been for cotton-eyed Joe C5 Where did you come from..where did he go C5 G5 C5 Where did you come from cotton-eyed Joe? INSTRUMENTAL : OVER VERSE VERSE TWO C5 Got a ball-peen hammer and a two by four C5 G5 C5 Gonna whip the hell out of Cotton-eyed Joe C5 Where did you come from...where did he go C5 G5 C5 Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe INSTRUMENTAL: OVER VERSE BRIDGE C5 F5 C5 Now what you say...(Bull -shit!) C5 G5 C5 Y'all say what...(Bull-shit!) C5 F5 C5 Still can't hear you..(Bull-shit!) C5 G5 C5 ...Cotton-eyed Joe INSTRUMENTAL: OVER VERSE VERSE THREE C5 Made himself a fiddle,...Made himself a bow C5 G5 C5 Made a little tune...called the Cotton-Eyed Joe C5 Where did you come from...Where did you go C5 G5 C5 Where did you come from...Cotton-eyed Joe INSTRUMENTAL: OVER VERSE BRIDGE INSTRUMENTAL : OVER VERSE VERSE FOUR : Singer says "For you men only" C5 Your woman goes out with her best friend C5 G5 C5 for a shoppin' spree ,she's back at 10 C5 asked If she used my credit card C5 G5 C5 she said, "I don't remember cause I'm awful tired". BRIDGE ( Now boys,.. Whatcha say....B-S ) INSTRUMENTAL : OVER VERSE VERSE FIVE: Singer says " For you women only" C5 Your man leaves out with his best friend C5 G5 C5 to the local bar ..for a taste of gin C5 back at four with his new best friend C5 G5 C5 He said,"I like you to meet Sarah Lynn" BRIDGE ( Now ladies,..Whatcha say....B-S ) INSTRUMENTAL : FASTER OVER VERSE INSTRUMENTAL : AGAIN FASTER OVER VERSE ....end