Intro: G5 A5 C5 D5 (hold) G5 If you've got the money A5 I think it would be funny-oh-oh-oh C5 D5 G5 To take your girl, spend a bit of your cash for me G5 'Cause then she might be happy A5 No longer lonely-oh-oh-oh C5 D5 G5 An' I could take her out the next day for pretty much free {An' all the boys they go G5 Da-dee-doo-da-da-dee-da-doo-dah A5 Da-dom-dom-de-de-dom-dom C5 D5 Dom-da-dee-doo-da-da-dom } x 2 G5 I spend late nights trying to pick up love A5 Off the floor, where the other brothers leave it be C5 Though it's stuck down hard it's like chewing gum D5 While a girl on the floor singing R.I.P. G5 'Cause the song birds don't do singing on pavements A5 No sweet melody the sound of spit C5 Spat, or bit, spoke of lost hopes D5 So do what you're told man choke on it (Its pretty much the same throughout!) We be near heaven at a quarter to eleven By three we are thinking of the love we lost By four we be high, thinking of the girl lost second Check the odds, was it worth the cost? Do you give a toss? Or are you, looking away? Wondering why you can't eat? Why you never sleep? Drunk all the time? Cold in the heat? What you sow man is what you reap If you've got the money I think it would be funny-oh-oh-oh To take your girl and spend a bit of your cash for me 'Cause then she might be happy No longer lonely-oh-oh-oh An' I could take her out the next day for pretty much free You were always meant to walk out that job You keep stopping Should tell your girl more often That loving is all about doors unlocking Now you're certain ?nuff near a man free With a buddy holly hiccup on a karaoke Tweedle on the needle, man you adjust the thread Great granddaddy fought in Gallipoli The only of his friends not shot down dead Lovers all talk in the spits and tongues Fight in the playground Bully each other Double dare kids that pollute their lungs Threaten with the rep of their big boy brother Some of us stay, want to run away Momma still wants you home for supper Work all day, little to no pay Dance up-town right down to the gutter With ya dee-dom dom-dee Da-da-dee-dom-dom-dee So move outta' the way man, dom-dee Da-da-di-dee-dom-dee-dom-dee Move outta' the way man, dom-dee Da-da-di-dee-dom-dee-dom-dee Move outta' the way man, dom-dee Da-da-di-dee-dom-dee-dom-dee G5 If you've got the money