D5 Well, I don't care if it rains or freezes G5 Long as I have my plastic Jesus D5 A5 Riding on the dashboard of my car D5 Through all trials and tribualtions G5 We will travel every nation D5 A5 D5 With my plastic Jesus I'll go far CHORUS D5 G5 Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D5 A5 Riding on the dashboard of my car D5 Through all trials and tribulations G5 We will travel every nation D5 A5 D5 With my plastic Jesus I'll go far G5 Riding down a thorooughfare D5 With his nose up in the air D5 A5 A wreck may be ahead, but He don't mind D5 Trouble coming He don't see G5 He just keeps His eye on me D5 A5 D5 ANd any other thing that lies behind D5 G5 Plastic Jesus, Plastic Jesus D5 A5 Riding on the dasboard of my car D5 Though the sunshine on his back G5 Makes Him peel, chip and crack D5 A5 D5 A little patching keeps Him up to par D5 When pedestrians try to cross G5 I let them know who's boss D5 A5 I never blow the horn or give them warning D5 I ride all over town G5 Trying to run them down D5 A5 D5 And it's seldom that they live to see the morning D5 G5 Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D5 A5 Riding on the dashboard of my car D5 His halo fits just right G5 And I use it for sight D5 A5 D5 And they'll scatter or they'll splatter near and far D5 If I weave around at night G5 And the police think I'm tight D5 A5 They'll never find my bottle, though they ask D5 Plastic Jesus shelters me G5 For His head comes off, you see D5 A5 D5 He's hollow, and I use Him for a flask D5 G5 Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D5 A5 Riding on the dashboard of my car D5 Ride with me and have a dram G5 Of the blood of the Lamb D5 A5 D5 Plastic Jesus is a holy bar D5 G5 Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D5 A5 Riding on the dashboard of my car D5 But I think he'll have to go G5 His magnet ruins my radio D5 A5 D5 And if we wreck he'll leave a scar D5 G5 Plastic Jesus, plastic Jesus D5 A5 Riding on the dashboard of my car D5 Once His robe was snowy white G5 Now it isn't quite so bright D5 A5 D5 Stained by the smoke of my cigar