Capo 2nd Fret Intro (Keep is mind that Jeremy punctuates each chord with gentle strumming): Am F C G I --------------------------------------------I I -----1--0-----------------------------------I I --2--2--2--2--2--2--0-----------------------I Repeat I --2-----------3--3--3--3--2--2--0-----------I I --------------------------3--3--3--3--2---2-I I --------------------------------------3---3-I Verse: Am F C G You should have made me a drunkard Should have made me a liar Made me a preacher With a head full of fire You could have made me a gambler Could have made me a thief Made me salesman Pockets full of receipts Chorus: F C But I chose water over wine Jars of formaldehyde F C I think of all the things I missed Am G Why'd you make me a scientist? Am F C G I --------------------------------------------I I -----1--0-----------------------------------I I --2--2--2--2--2--2--0-----------------------I 2x I --2-----------3--3--3--3--2--2--0-----------I I --------------------------3--3--3--3--2---2-I I --------------------------------------3---3-I Am F C G Is this the best you've got? I'm not impressed Anything you can do I'll equate and project Then play the chorus one more time and finish out with the intro line played twice.