Capo 2nd Fret

Intro (Keep is mind that Jeremy punctuates each chord with gentle strumming):

A5              F5           C5           G5
I --------------------------------------------I
I -----1--0-----------------------------------I
I --2--2--2--2--2--2--0-----------------------I      Repeat
I --2-----------3--3--3--3--2--2--0-----------I
I --------------------------3--3--3--3--2---2-I
I --------------------------------------3---3-I


Verse:

A5                  F5                   C5                     G5
You should have made me a drunkard  Should have made me a liar
Made me a preacher                     With a head full of fire
You could have made me a gambler      Could have made me a thief
Made me salesman                        Pockets full of receipts

Chorus:
F5                             C5
But I chose water over wine   Jars of formaldehyde
F5                             C5
I think of all the things     I missed

A5                            G5
Why'd you make me a scientist?

A5              F5           C5           G5
I --------------------------------------------I
I -----1--0-----------------------------------I
I --2--2--2--2--2--2--0-----------------------I      2x
I --2-----------3--3--3--3--2--2--0-----------I
I --------------------------3--3--3--3--2---2-I
I --------------------------------------3---3-I

A5          F5         C5                    G5
Is this the best you've got?  I'm not impressed
Anything you can do           I'll equate and project


Then play the chorus one more time and finish out with the intro line played twice.