G5 Well when you're down on your luck you ain't got a buck D5 in London you're a goner now even London bridge is falling down G5 C5 you move to Arizona and I know what C5 and I'll substantiate the rumor that the English sense of humor is G5 drier than the Texas sand E5 C5 you can put up your dukes you can bet your boots D5 but I'm leavin' just as fast as I can now D5 C5 E5 A5 I wanna go home with the armadilla' C5 D5 G5 good country music from Amarilla and Abilene C5 D5 G5 the friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen Verse 2: G5 D5 Well it's cold over here and I swear I wish they'd turn the heat on D5 G5 C5 and where in the world is that English girl I promised I would meet on the 3rd floor C5 G5 and of the whole damn lot the only friend I got is a smoke and a cheap guitar E5 C5 D5 My heart keeps roamin' my heart keeps longing to be home in a Texas bar Chorus Verse 3 G5 D5 Well I decided that I'd get my cowboy hat and go down to the marble arch station D5 cause when a Texan fancies he'll take his chances G5 C5 chances will be takin' that's for sure C5 G5 and them limey eyes they were eyein' the prize some people call manly foot wear E5 C5 and they said you're from down south and when you open your mouth D5 you always seem to put your foot there Chorus (Repeated several times)