Capo 1 G5 I been pushin' that diesel since early dawn G5 I ain't had no sleep boys, I don't know how long C5 G5 A whole lotta trouble just makin' them curves G5 D5 G5 Now I need a little something to try and settle my nerves C5 So hey little waitress, make my coffee strong C5 D5 I'd like a king size filter and a country song G5 A few pots of coffee to kinda pick me up G5 D5 G5 Caffeine, Nicotine, and Benzedrine, wish me luck Well I was rollin down the highway with heavy eyes I saw a lit up billboard that had to advertise Everything for the trucker, lots of parking space And a sign out front that says "Boys this is the place Chorus Slide Capo to 2 (up ? step) - same chords Well I got hungover, I left Chicago late I got a big boss man boy that just don't like to wait ?? in the mornin', I got to burn the wind And I ain't gonna make it, son, by the shape I'm in Chorus Caffeine, Nicotine, and Benzedrine and wish me luck