Capo 1st Fret 
 
Intro: E  D  A  E 

          E 
I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan 
  A                            E
I work out in the heat and the cold 
  
Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 
          F#                       B7
'Stead of just another sheep in the fold 
           E
I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar 
    A
And cry about a luxury tax 
           E             A
They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht 
    E              B7           E
I'd like to have a problem like that 
                  A7
      Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that 
               E
      Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac 
             A                                           B
      Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back 
                                        E
      I'd like to have a problem like that 
  E
I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V. 
   A                      E
He looked like a tall Tom Cruise 

He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy 
        F#                       B7
They're burning both ends of his fuse 
        E
He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation 
   A
He can't find time to relax 
             E           A
From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving 
    E              B7           E
I'd like to have a problem like that 
                A
      Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that 
             E
      Be a one-man woman juggling act 
            A                                            B
      How many can you keep in the air before you lose track 
                                        E
      I'd like to have a problem like that 
            A                   E
I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin 
            B7                        E
I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in 
         A                      E
Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life 
    F#                         B
And how much can I get for the movie rights 
                A
       Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that 
             E
      Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack 
                 A
      Should I drag 'em through court 
                                B
      `Or tell 'em to kiss my fax 
                                        E
      I'd like to have a problem like that 
        N.C.            A
      Give me those problems 
          E
      I think that I could solve 'em 
            B              A            E
      I'd like to have a problem like that 
 
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