Capo 1st Fret Intro: E5 D5 A5 E5 E5 I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan A5 E5 I work out in the heat and the cold Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf F#5 B5 'Stead of just another sheep in the fold E5 I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar A5 And cry about a luxury tax E5 A5 They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht E5 B5 E5 I'd like to have a problem like that A5 Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that E5 Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac A5 B5 Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back E5 I'd like to have a problem like that E5 I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V. A5 E5 He looked like a tall Tom Cruise He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy F#5 B5 They're burning both ends of his fuse E5 He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation A5 He can't find time to relax E5 A5 From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving E5 B5 E5 I'd like to have a problem like that A5 Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that E5 Be a one-man woman juggling act A5 B5 How many can you keep in the air before you lose track E5 I'd like to have a problem like that A5 E5 I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin B5 E5 I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in A5 E5 Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life F#5 B5 And how much can I get for the movie rights A5 Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that E5 Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack A5 Should I drag 'em through court B5 `Or tell 'em to kiss my fax E5 I'd like to have a problem like that N.C. A5 Give me those problems E5 I think that I could solve 'em B5 A5 E5 I'd like to have a problem like that Fade out...