Intro 2x:
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I'm , I'm good at wasting time
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I think lyrics need to rhyme
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And you're not asking
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But I'm tryin' to grow a mustache

  B5
I eat cheese
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But only on pizza, please
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And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
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Otherwise it smells like feet to me

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And I, I really like it when the moon looks like a toenail
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And I love it when you say
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My na-e-a-e-ame

  B5
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
  F#5
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
  G#5
Everything
  E5
But Remember that you asked for it

  B5
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
  F#5
To let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
  G#5
Lives in my brain,
  E5
My heart well you asked for it

  C#5
For your Perusing
  B5
At times Confusing
  C#5
Slightly Amusing
  E5
Introducing Me

  B5
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
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Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
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La Da Da Da,
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La Da Da Da Da Da Da Da
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Da

  B5
I never trust a dog to watch my food
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And I like to use the word
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Dude, as a noun,
  E5
Or an adverb, Or an adjective

  B5
And I, I Never really been into cars
  F#5
I like really cool guitars
  G#5
And Superheroes
  E5
And checks with lots of zeros on 'em

  C#5
I love the sound
  B5
Of violins
  C#5
And makin' someone
  E5
Smi-e-i-e-ile

  B5
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
  F#5
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
  G#5
Everything
  E5
But Remember that you asked for it

  B5
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier
  F#5
to let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
  G#5
Lives in my brain,
  E5
My heart well you asked for it

  C#5
For your Perusing
  B5
At times Confusing
  C#5
Possibly Amusing
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Introducing Me

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Well you probably know more than you ever wanted too
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So be careful when you ask next ti-e-i-e-ime

So...
  B5
If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you theres
  F#5
A part of me for show if we're close gonna let you see
  G#5
Everything
  E5
But Remember that you asked for it

  B5
I'm tryin' t'do my best to impress but it's easier to
  F#5
let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what
  G#5
Lives in my brain,
  E5
My heart well you asked for it

  C#5
For your Perusing
  B5
At times Confusing
  C#5
Hopefully Amusing
  E5
Introducing Me

  B5
Do Do, Do Do Do Do Do
  F#5
Do D'Do, Do Do Do Do Do
  G#5
Do Do Do Do
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Introducing me...