D                       G           D
Well, I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings 
                        A           D
Laying there doing that sleepy head thing 
                             G             D
There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings 
                       A       D
Cheap chirp doing that singin' thing 

I do when I first get up  

Is the coffee thing in my favorite cup 

Two gets me going, got things to do 

Let me tell you a thing or two 
     D                      G           D
Everything's a thing if you know what I mean 
                                    A       D
You can't do nothing, cause there's no such thing 
                          G          D
Some things are big, some things are small 
                     A          D
Some mean alot, some nothing at all 
                          G
It's all laid out, in the scheme of things 
          D                A         D
No matter what it is, everything's a thing 
D                 G       D
Off to work in my old Mustang 
                     A      D
Doin' that bumper to bumper thing 
                  G         D
Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding 
                      A          D
Some guy's doing that cell phone thing 

Is the light's turned green 

And he ain't doing that driving thing 

The thing is about all this 

That talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix 
     D                      G           D
Everything's a thing if you know what I mean 
                                    A       D
You can't do nothing, cause there's no such thing 
                          G          D
Some things are big, some things are small 
                     A          D
Some mean alot, some nothing at all 
                          G
It's all laid out, in the scheme of things 
          D                A         D
No matter what it is, everything's a thing 
       D               G           D
If you think this song ain't worth hummin' 

You got another thing comin' 
     D                      G           D
Everything's a thing if you know what I mean 
                                    A       D
You can't do nothing, cause there's no such thing 
                          G          D
Some things are big, some things are small 
                     A          D
Some mean alot, some nothing at all 
                          G
It's all laid out, in the scheme of things 
          D                A         D
No matter what it is, everything's a thing 
 
 
 
NOTE: During the pre-chorus, keep playing the 'D' Chord.....it's held for 4 lines.............