Em  G                                  Em    
Oh,    did you see him standing in the street 
 G                            Em    
Hmmm , he looked so big, you're so big, but I've seen him before  
                        G                       Em    G           Em
He's running round with all the boys,  oh thats him ,  hmmm ,    big thighs

       G             Em           G         Em    
Creepy, creepy in the dark, shiny, shiny Joan of Arc, 
          G                   Em            G            EmGEmGEm   
When the moonlight starts its glow, cold hard Helen, Queen of Troy

           G                 Em           G               Em   
She got charisma, got thunderstorms, like a baby, never been born
         G                  Em           G                Em         
She got mammon, mammon in disguise, in the cold rooms of her eyes
A    G            A7   Em           A    G            A7   Em        
Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy

           G            Em               G                     Em    
Oh look at him , inn't he gorgeous, such big thighs, all oiled and mine 
        G         Em                   G       Em 
Listen, it's got to go,  I want him in my arms to stay

        G           Em            G           Em    
Big fat mama done me wrong, left me hanging all alone 
         G                               Em   
But that bitch is as old, is as old, is as old
              G                               Em    
's that dirty old crone right out there in the cold
A    G            A7   Em           A    G            A7   Em          
Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy
 G  Em  G  Em   G  Em  G  Em

       G          Em           G                   Em     
Mercy, mercy, mercy me,  I'm so scared, please comfort me  
        G                      Em          G                 Em   
I don't wanna be,  your banshee boy,  baying like the hounds of Troy
A    G            A7   Em           A    G            A7   Em
Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy

          G                  Em           G            Em     
Standing there from under the lights,  your eyes shining bright  
       G             Em                 G              Em    
I want you all of the time,  fill me with awe, all of the time  
     G             Em            G       Em
Lubricate me, don't hate me

Note:  The trick to this song is to strike the F# note on the bass E string
       when transitioning between Em & G chords.  The point at which this
       occurs is indicated with a ' | ' .    Not sure of all the lyrics!