E5 G5 E5 Oh, did you see him standing in the street G5 E5 Hmmm , he looked so big, you're so big, but I've seen him before G5 E5 G5 E5 He's running round with all the boys, oh thats him , hmmm , big thighs G5 E5 G5 E5 Creepy, creepy in the dark, shiny, shiny Joan of Arc, G5 E5 G5 EmGEmGE5 When the moonlight starts its glow, cold hard Helen, Queen of Troy G5 E5 G5 E5 She got charisma, got thunderstorms, like a baby, never been born G5 E5 G5 E5 She got mammon, mammon in disguise, in the cold rooms of her eyes A5 G5 A5 E5 A5 G5 A5 E5 Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy G5 E5 G5 E5 Oh look at him , inn't he gorgeous, such big thighs, all oiled and mine G5 E5 G5 E5 Listen, it's got to go, I want him in my arms to stay G5 E5 G5 E5 Big fat mama done me wrong, left me hanging all alone G5 E5 But that bitch is as old, is as old, is as old G5 E5 's that dirty old crone right out there in the cold A5 G5 A5 E5 A5 G5 A5 E5 Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy G5 E5 G5 E5 G5 E5 G5 E5 G5 E5 G5 E5 Mercy, mercy, mercy me, I'm so scared, please comfort me G5 E5 G5 E5 I don't wanna be, your banshee boy, baying like the hounds of Troy A5 G5 A5 E5 A5 G5 A5 E5 Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy Oh, Helen of Troy G5 E5 G5 E5 Standing there from under the lights, your eyes shining bright G5 E5 G5 E5 I want you all of the time, fill me with awe, all of the time G5 E5 G5 E5 Lubricate me, don't hate me Note: The trick to this song is to strike the F# note on the bass E string when transitioning between Em & G chords. The point at which this occurs is indicated with a ' | ' . Not sure of all the lyrics!