G C As the maid poured wine and we prepared to dine D G I knew I was feeling out of place C At a table as large as a river barge D G And I love you written all on your face C Now, I appreciate your hospitality G D But, I wish that we would go G C Let me drive us to McDonald's and I'll talk to you D G Concerning something you should really know G I'm just a common man C Drive a common van G D My dog ain't got a pedigree G If I had my say C Gonna stay that way G D/F# Em Cause high-browed people lose their sanity G D G And a common man is what I'll be G C I'll take a Chevrolet just any day D G Give your daddy back his Mercedes Benz C And ther's some common people that I hang out with D G Their my good time buddies, they're my friends C And I'd rather chug-a-lug a mug of Budweiser beer G D Than sip a crystal glass of wine G C So won't you make your mind up to believe in me D G And leave this high livin' world behind G I'm just a common man C Drive a common van G D My dog ain't got a pedigree G If I had my say C Gonna stay that way G D/F# Em Cause high-browed people lose their sanity G D G And a common man is what I'll be Am Em Yes, I'm happy just being free Am Em And happy just being me Am D7 And I hope that you will see G I'm just a common man C Drive a common van G D My dog ain't got a pedigree G If I had my say C Gonna stay that way G D/F# Em Cause high-browed people lose their sanity G D G And a common man is what I'll be