G5 C5 As the maid poured wine and we prepared to dine D5 G5 I knew I was feeling out of place C5 At a table as large as a river barge D5 G5 And I love you written all on your face C5 Now, I appreciate your hospitality G5 D5 But, I wish that we would go G5 C5 Let me drive us to McDonald's and I'll talk to you D5 G5 Concerning something you should really know G5 I'm just a common man C5 Drive a common van G5 D5 My dog ain't got a pedigree G5 If I had my say C5 Gonna stay that way G5 D5 E5 Cause high-browed people lose their sanity G5 D5 G5 And a common man is what I'll be G5 C5 I'll take a Chevrolet just any day D5 G5 Give your daddy back his Mercedes Benz C5 And ther's some common people that I hang out with D5 G5 Their my good time buddies, they're my friends C5 And I'd rather chug-a-lug a mug of Budweiser beer G5 D5 Than sip a crystal glass of wine G5 C5 So won't you make your mind up to believe in me D5 G5 And leave this high livin' world behind G5 I'm just a common man C5 Drive a common van G5 D5 My dog ain't got a pedigree G5 If I had my say C5 Gonna stay that way G5 D5 E5 Cause high-browed people lose their sanity G5 D5 G5 And a common man is what I'll be A5 E5 Yes, I'm happy just being free A5 E5 And happy just being me A5 D5 And I hope that you will see G5 I'm just a common man C5 Drive a common van G5 D5 My dog ain't got a pedigree G5 If I had my say C5 Gonna stay that way G5 D5 E5 Cause high-browed people lose their sanity G5 D5 G5 And a common man is what I'll be