C5              G5              A5
Oh what have you done with your life
   F5           A5
Oh please dont tell me
   G5           A5      F5
Just shut up and go to work
   C5           G5
Cause youre interrupting me

   C5      G5         A5
I wont represent the US
   F5             A5
In the summer olympics
   G5          A5      F5
My characters questionable
   C5          G5
My life is a broken record


Chorus:
   C5           G5       A5
Im shredding the document
   F5           A5
Im keeping my mouth shut
   G5           A5      F5
Im running on radio silence
   C5           G5
Im letting the record speak

   C5           G5       A5
Im shredding the document
   F5                A5
The switchboard is lighting up
   G5           A5      F5
Im not taking anymore calls
   C5           G5
Well maybe from Larry King


   C5      G5         A5
And I dont know who killed who
   F5           A5
Im having a sex change
   G5           A5      F5
To a woman who loves too much
   C5           G5
My sisters a petty thief

   C5        G5       A5
I doctored the evidence
   F5           A5
Yeah it was a cover up
   G5            A5          F5
I want to stay wrapped in my blanket
   C5           G5
And never get out of bed


Chorus
 
  C5         G5     A5
All rumor and innuendo
  F5        A5
An eagles reunion
  G5           A5      F5
The 20th centurys closing
  C5           G5
Its closing in on me

   C5              G5      A5
You know what my father said
   F5               A5
Well Im not going to tell you
   G5              A5      F5
Some words that I try to live by
   C5                   G5
Its none of your goddamn business


Chorus

   C5           G5       A5
Im shredding the document
   F5                A5
The switchboard is lighting up
   G5           A5      F5
Im not taking anymore calls
   C5             G5
Well maybe from Oprah Winfrey