standard tuning EADGBe

chords:
D5: 557XXX
G5: 355XXX
A5: 577XXX

VERSE:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---4-4-4-4-------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------------------------------|
E|-------------5-5-5-5--3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----------------------------------|

I don't wanna urinate on myself.

CHORUS:
D5 G5 A5
 Well I guess
it all depends...
D5 G5
 UNDERGARMENTS!
D5 G5 A5
 Well I guess
it all depends...
D5 G5
 UNDERGARMENTS!

A5
D5
Step back in the light.
A5 G5
No more soiled nights alone.
A5 D5
G5
Well I guess I don't have a care because there's not
A5 D5
a load in my underwear

(play verse riff again...)
I'm sick of offending everyone I meet

(then repeat chorus and chorus riff)