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I thought maybe I'd find a friend
    E5
Or maybe I'd meet a girl
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Have a great conversation with a stranger
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On the other side of the world

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Or maybe learn something new
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About a culture or a place
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Connect with another human being
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But every time I press new game

All I see is
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Guys jerking off
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Guys jerking off
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Just penises and cocks
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And guys jerking them off

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Hold on
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This guy's not jerking off
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Maybe he's like me
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And he just wants to talk
G5
Hi, how are you?

Nope, there he goes
Uh, dude, that is a lot of cum