Awesome song from FX's 'The League' performed by John LaJoie and the guys.
Its just G and C, but for the C leave you fingers on the 3rd fret of the E and B strings. 

G5                   C5
Pete?s little tiny erect dick

G5                   C5
No one knew what to do with it

G5                     C5
Megan left ?cause she couldn?t find it

A5                  C5
Couldn?t find it, Couldn't find it
              
 G5                  C5
Pete?s little tiny erect dick

G5                        C5
It?s a quarter tall and a penny thick

G5                                C5
If it were a blow pop, he'd only get one lick

G5                  C5
Looks a lot like a pink cue tip

A5             C5
Pink Cue Tip, Pink Cue Tip

                         G5       C5
Pete?s little tiny erect dick 

G5             C5                G5       C5            
      Pete's little tiny erect dick

G5       C5                      G5
     Can?t satisfy anyone with it

Have fun with it.

Peace

John Cammies