Chords: A x02220 G 320033 D xx0232 E 022100 C x32010 F#m xx4222 Aaug6/F xx3222 A6/F xx2222 D#m7b5 xx1222 Bm x24432 E6 022120 E7 022130 F#m(full) 244222 B7 x21202 Intro: | A5 | G5 D5 | A5 | A5 | Verse 1 A5 G5 I guess I was skeptical when I first met Dr. Martin A5 He said we could build a baby out of DNA D5 And although it was expensive it was legal in the states A5 G5 D5 A5 where it wasn't banned E5 D5 C5 It was Betty who suggested we cut out the parts of me A5 G5 D5 A5 that she can't stand Pre-chorus 1 F#5 Aaug6/F5 A5 D#5 So we made an appointment and Betty went alone F#5 Aaug6/F5 A5 D#5 They worked out the details and then called me on the phone B5 E5 E5 E5 To say congratulations Dad Chorus A5 E5 D5 A5 Now things are getting better for Betty and me A5 E5 D5 A5 F#5 We're making us a baby that's just like me only better B5 F#5 And Betty says he'll be taller B5 F#5 And Betty says he'll be smarter B5 D5 E5 And Betty says that our baby will be better than me Verse 2 A5 G5 Betty was pretty firm about our baby being human A5 I said we should give him wings and nice prehensile tail D5 A5 G5 D5 A5 He could travel with the circus making money, making friends with clowns E5 D5 C5 A5 G5 D5 A5 Betty said that's stupid and for God's sake would you turn that TV down? Pre-chorus 2 F#5 Aaug6/F5 A5 D#5 Now I've seen Betty happy, but she's never been like this F#5 Aug6/F5 A5 D#5 She glows like someone's girlfriend in the middle of a kiss B5 E5 E5 E5 And I'm excited too Chorus A5 E5 D5 A5 Now things are getting better for Betty and me A5 E5 D5 A5 F#5 We're making us a baby that's just like me only better B5 F#5 And Betty says he'll be taller B5 F#5 And Betty says he'll be smarter B5 D5 E5 And Betty says that our baby will be better than me Bridge C5 A5 And the love inside me thunders like a storm C5 A5 And I hope the tube they keep him in is comfortable and warm C5 D5 I hope the nutritive solution that they're feeding him E5 doesn't make him fat Verse 3 A5 G5 Betty's been spending lots of time out late with Dr. Martin A5 She says that they're working on the baby every night D5 A5 G5 D5 A5 And Dr. Martin brings her presents like new underwear and a bottle of wine E5 D5 C5 A5 G5 D5 A5 I'll just keep on writing checks until the day that baby is mine Pre-chorus 3 F#5 Aaug6/F5 A5 D#5 He might have my moustache or my freckles or my eyes F#5 Aaug6/F5 A5 D#5 Betty says it's better if we keep it a surprise B5 E5 E5 E5 I hope I find out soon Final Chorus A5 E5 D5 A5 Now things are getting better for Betty and me A5 E5 D5 A5 F#5 We're making us a baby that's just like me only better B5 F#5 And Betty says he'll be taller B5 F#5 And Betty says he'll be smarter B5 D5 E5 And Betty says that our baby will be better than D5 E5 Baby will be better than D5 E5 A5 G5 D5 A5 Baby will be better than me.