Intro: C D# D C D# D G#m Gm Fm D# D 2x 
 
C                              D#    
      Watching the people get lairy 
      F                      C 
It's not very pretty I tell thee  
                               D# 
Walking through town is quite scary  
       F                 C 
Not very sensible either  
                            D# 
A friend of a friend he got beaten  
      F                        C 
He looked the wrong way at a policeman  
                             D# 
Who'd never of happened to Smeaton  
    F                   
An old leodensian  
 

C   G  A#m     F 
AaaaaahAhAh Lalalalalalaaaa   2x 
G# 
I predict a riot  
C#m               G# 
I predict a riot  
G# 
I predict a riot  
C#m                G# 
I predict a riot  
 

C                    D# 
I tried to get to my taxi  
     F                    C     
The man in a tracksuit attacks me  
                         D# 
He said that he saw it before me  
      F                        C 
Wants to get things a bit gory  
                               D# 
Girls drive around with no clothes on  
     F                   C 
To borrow a pound for a condom  
                                     D# 
If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen  
         F 
They're not very sensible  
 

C   G  A#m     F 
AaaaaahAhAh Lalalalalalaaaa    2x 
G# 
I predict a riot  
C#m               G# 
I predict a riot  
G# 
I predict a riot  
C#m                G# 
I predict a riot 
              C                 D# 
And if there's anybody left in here  
       A#m                    F  
That doesn't want to be out there  
 

C D# D C D# D G#m Gm Fm D# D 2x 
 
C                        D# 
Watching the people get lairy  
       F                     C 
It's not very pretty I tell thee  
                               D# 
Walking through town is quite scary  
       F 
It's not very sensible  
 

C   G  A#m     F 
Aaahhh Lalalalalala     2x 
G# 
I predict a riot  
C#m               G# 
I predict a riot  
G# 
I predict a riot  
C#m                G# 
I predict a riot 
 

                C              D# 
And if there's anybody left in here  
      A#m                      F  
That doesn't want to be out there 
 

G# 
I predict a riot  
C#m               G# 
I predict a riot  
G# 
I predict a riot  
C#m                G# 
I predict a riot