Intro: C5 D#5 D5 C5 D#5 D5 G#5 G5 F5 D#5 D5 2x C5 D#5 Watching the people get lairy F5 C5 It's not very pretty I tell thee D#5 Walking through town is quite scary F5 C5 Not very sensible either D#5 A friend of a friend he got beaten F5 C5 He looked the wrong way at a policeman D#5 Who'd never of happened to Smeaton F5 An old leodensian C5 G5 A#5 F5 AaaaaahAhAh Lalalalalalaaaa 2x G#5 I predict a riot C#5 G#5 I predict a riot G#5 I predict a riot C#5 G#5 I predict a riot C5 D#5 I tried to get to my taxi F5 C5 The man in a tracksuit attacks me D#5 He said that he saw it before me F5 C5 Wants to get things a bit gory D#5 Girls drive around with no clothes on F5 C5 To borrow a pound for a condom D#5 If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen F5 They're not very sensible C5 G5 A#5 F5 AaaaaahAhAh Lalalalalalaaaa 2x G#5 I predict a riot C#5 G#5 I predict a riot G#5 I predict a riot C#5 G#5 I predict a riot C5 D#5 And if there's anybody left in here A#5 F5 That doesn't want to be out there C5 D#5 D5 C5 D#5 D5 G#5 G5 F5 D#5 D5 2x C5 D#5 Watching the people get lairy F5 C5 It's not very pretty I tell thee D#5 Walking through town is quite scary F5 It's not very sensible C5 G5 A#5 F5 Aaahhh Lalalalalala 2x G#5 I predict a riot C#5 G#5 I predict a riot G#5 I predict a riot C#5 G#5 I predict a riot C5 D#5 And if there's anybody left in here A#5 F5 That doesn't want to be out there G#5 I predict a riot C#5 G#5 I predict a riot G#5 I predict a riot C#5 G#5 I predict a riot