C                                              Em
And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin? wrong
                                               Am
You been puttin? up wit? my shit just way too long
                                               F#
I?m so gifted at findin? what I don?t like the most
                                       C
So I think it?s time for us to have a toast

Let?s have a toast for the douchebags!
                           Em
Let?s have a toast for the assholes!

Let?s have a toast for the scumbags!
                           Am
Every one of them that I know

Let?s have a toast to the jerkoffs
                        F#
That?ll never take work off

Baby, I got a plan
                      C
Run away fast as you can

She find pictures in my email
                                  Em
I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!

I don?t know what it is with females
                                  Am
But I?m not too good with that, hey!

See, I could have me a good girl
                                  F#
And still be addicted to them hoodrats

And I just blame everything on you
                                  C
At least you know that?s what I?m good at

See, I always find

And I always find
                                  Em
Yeah, I always find somethin? wrong
                                  Am
You been puttin? up with my shit just way too long
                                  F#
I?m so gifted at findin? what I don?t like the most
                                  C
So I think it?s time for us to have a toast

Let?s have a toast for the douchebags!
                                Em
Let?s have a toast for the assholes!

Let?s have a toast for the scumbags!
                          Am
Every one of them that I know

Let?s have a toast to the jerkoffs
                        F#
That?ll never take work off

Baby, I got a plan
                     C
Run away fast as you can
                        Em
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        Am
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        F#
Run away from me, baby  Run away

Baby, I got a plan
                     C
Run away fast as you can

Em
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        Am
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        F#
Run away from me, baby  Run away

Baby, I got a plan
                     C
Run away fast as you can