C5                                              E5
And I always find, yeah, I always find somethin? wrong
                                               A5
You been puttin? up wit? my shit just way too long
                                               F#5
I?m so gifted at findin? what I don?t like the most
                                       C5
So I think it?s time for us to have a toast

Let?s have a toast for the douchebags!
                           E5
Let?s have a toast for the assholes!

Let?s have a toast for the scumbags!
                           A5
Every one of them that I know

Let?s have a toast to the jerkoffs
                        F#5
That?ll never take work off

Baby, I got a plan
                      C5
Run away fast as you can

She find pictures in my email
                                  E5
I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!

I don?t know what it is with females
                                  A5
But I?m not too good with that, hey!

See, I could have me a good girl
                                  F#5
And still be addicted to them hoodrats

And I just blame everything on you
                                  C5
At least you know that?s what I?m good at

See, I always find

And I always find
                                  E5
Yeah, I always find somethin? wrong
                                  A5
You been puttin? up with my shit just way too long
                                  F#5
I?m so gifted at findin? what I don?t like the most
                                  C5
So I think it?s time for us to have a toast

Let?s have a toast for the douchebags!
                                E5
Let?s have a toast for the assholes!

Let?s have a toast for the scumbags!
                          A5
Every one of them that I know

Let?s have a toast to the jerkoffs
                        F#5
That?ll never take work off

Baby, I got a plan
                     C5
Run away fast as you can
                        E5
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        A5
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        F#5
Run away from me, baby  Run away

Baby, I got a plan
                     C5
Run away fast as you can

E5
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        A5
Run away from me, baby  Run away
                        F#5
Run away from me, baby  Run away

Baby, I got a plan
                     C5
Run away fast as you can