Intro: A5 F6(9) A5 F6(9) A5 F6(9) A5 F6(9) A5 F6(9) We're all alone on the stage tonight A5 D(no3rd)9 A5 We've been told we're not afraid of you A5 F6(9) G5 We know all our lines so well, ah-ha D(no3rd)add9 We've said them so many times A5 B5 D5 Time and time again A5 B5 Line and line again Bb5 G5 "Ooh yeah, you're amazing Ab5 F5 We think you're incredible" Bb5 G5 You say we're fantastic Ab5 F5 But still we don't head the bill (Refrain) C5 G5 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow D5 C5 G5 Unbelievable C5 G5 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow D5 Unbelievable A5 F5 When the actor reaches his death G5 D(no3rd)9 A5 B5 You know it's not for real, he just holds his breath A5 F5 But he always dives too soon G5 Too fast to save himself D(no3rd)add9 He'll never make the screen A5 B5 D5 He'll never make "The Sweeney" A5 B5 D5 Be that movie queen A5 B5 He's too busy hitting the Vaseline Bb5 G5 "Ooh yeah, you're amazing Ab5 F5 We think you are really cool" Bb5 G5 We'd give you a part my love, Ab5 F5 But you'd have to play the fool. (Refrain) C5 G5 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow D5 C5 G5 Unbelievable C5 G5 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow D5 Unbelievable C5 G5 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow D5 C5 G5 Unbelievable C5 G5 Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow D5 Unbelievable A5 F5 We?re all alone on the stage tonight A5 F5 A5 We?re all alone on the stage tonight G5 D5 A5 G5 D5 A5 Ab5 A5 Oo...