(intro) E5 C#5 F#5 B5

                            E5
You used to get it in your fishnets
                             C#5
Now you only get it in your night dress
                                    F#5
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
                        B5
Landed in a very common crisis
                            E5
Everything's in order in a black hole
                               C#5
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
                                F#5
The Bloody Mary's lacking her Tabasco
                               B5
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

               F#5
Oh the boy's a slag
                     B5
The best you ever had
                     F#5
The best you ever had
          B5                F#5
Is just a memory and those dreams
               B5
But as daft as they seem
               F#5
As daft as they seem
                  A5
My love when you dream them up...

                                   E5
Flicking through a little book of sex tips
                                  C#5
Remember when the boys were all electric?
                                F#5
Now when she's told she's gonna get it
                                     B5
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
                             E5
Clinging to not getting sentimental
                              C#5
Said she wasn't going but she went still
                               F#5
Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle
                                   B5
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?

               F#5
Oh the boy's a slag
                  B5
The best you ever had
                  F#5
The best you ever had
           B5                F#5
Is just a memory and those dreams
                    B5
But as daft as they seem
                F#5
As daft as they seem
                  B5
My love when you dream them up
G#5               C#5
Oh, where did you go?
              F#5
Where did you go?
              G#5  F#5
Where did you go? Woah.

( E5 C#5 F#5 B5 )

E5          C#5
Falling about
           F#5             B5
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
              E5             C#5
You were just sounding it out
           F#5            B5
You're not coming back again.

E5          C#5
Falling about
           F#5             B5
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
              E5             C#5
You were just sounding it out
           F#5            B5
You're not coming back again.

                           E5
You used to get it in your fishnets
                            C#5
Now you only get it in your night dress
                                     F#5
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
                        B5
Landed in a very common crisis
                           E5
Everything's in order in a black hole
                               C#5
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
                              F#5
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
                              B5
Remember when he used to be a rascal?